Wise Words

A conversation between myself and my physiotherapist that does one on Pilates with me.

I’m broken.

“No, you are not.”

“I feel as if I am an old jalopy with bits falling off or apart, and being held together by duck tape.”

“You are injured and healing. Words matter. Changing thought patterns is important. You have the right mindset for rehabilitation, you do the work, you show up. But you need to change the perspective of yourself. Yes, you have an underlining connective tissue disorder. People’s bodies age. I am of the firm belief that people can heal. You need to be positive. We can all be depreciating.”

I have food for thought. I can work on changing my outset.

But

I think I am developing arthritis in my knuckles . . .

Things to Do if You are a House Cat

Remind your human, constantly, that you are Top Cat

Claim furniture by diligently scratching with your claws. Bonus if threads appear.

Puke on carpet at the most inopportune time.

Be discerning about your vittles.

Demands pets on your schedule. Bat away unwelcome hands.

Look cute.

Inspire adoration.

Sleep where and when you like.

Vigilate your humans bathroom habits. For instance, stand sentinel as they take a shower or perch by the sink while they brush their teeth/wash their face, and of course demand that the tap remains dripping so you can lap fresh water at your convenience.

Love your person, and if they are a good human, they will worship you in return.

This Slice is inspired by Margaret’s writing prompt at Reflections on the Teche.